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Emilys Dream Review

Warning – Emilys Dream has NO NUDITY.

Emily submitted her site Emily’s Dream to us for a review, and I’m more than happy to critique her all british, all natural, 30G breasts. Drool. This blonde teen from England was blessed by the man himself, and thankfully she’s willing to share with us. I also know she writes her own text for the site and is really british – I mean who else would say that doing her shoots is “a giggle” ?

After logging into the private parts of her site, the first thing that struck me in the face (other than her boobs) is the very busy top bar. Can’t say I’ve seen so many options before! I haven’t clicked around yet, but I know that trying to do everything at once usually ends up as a disappointment. Personally I think she’d be better off just focusing on content and member interaction, but let’s see. The options are: Pictures, videos, forum, diary, downloads, competitions, candids, my info, wishlist, my store, webcam, friends, webcam archives, games, free stuff…

I zoomed into the photos section, and see that every set is available as a ZIP to easily download. I clicked on an image to view them at the site, and it kind of takes you to a different system, like a photo album. It’s not bad, but I’d rather see this incorporated into the site a bit more. Small complaint.

On to my bigger complaint about Emilys Dream, and it’s a doozy, a cardinal sin you might say. Nowhere on the tour does she state that this is a completely non-nude site, but it is!! She’s ALWAYS holding her boobs! For the love of all things holy Emily, let go of your fuckin funbags! At the VERY least, tell your customers about it!!! Having a non-nude site with no mention of it in the tour is basically screwing your customers, with a nice big SURPRISE NO NUDITY awaiting them once they throw down their $29.99 for a monthly membership.

I’m not even going to go further into Emily’s Dream until they fix this problem, I fuckin hate that shit! Grrrrr. We have no problems with non-nude sites here at ASS, but ONLY if you tell people. It’s like charging cover to enter your bar and then SURPRISE! Non-alcoholic beverages only! Fuck that.

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